January 2012
65 posts
How to make your marriage last.
pi4nobl4ck:
THE YEAR 2999
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: I'mma fuck your bitch nigga, I'mma fuck your ho nigga
Twamps in my bag like I'm sipping on a fo' nigga
Finna hit the room, with your bitch started sucking
I'm gold grill shining, fuck her sister and her cousin
No I ain't no bitch and no I ain't no snitch
I'm fucking on that bitch and then I make her strip
I'm twerkin' on that bitch, I'm working on that bitch
She sucking on my dick, cause I'm a pretty bitch
Tumblr is often offfline when you don't want it...
Watchfunnyordie:
His Name Is James Bond
James Bond is kind of an asshole.
“It is almost 2012 and we still don’t have printers that can successfully cancel...”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan
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